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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
07/02/12 8:33:00 PM
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320. Tijuana Bradley (Pearl Islands, 7th place)

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Honestly, Tijuana is probably for me the least-memorable person from Pearl Islands, and considering it's my favorite season that's saying a lot. I can honestly remember two things that she did the entire time, and they were from the first and last episodes. In the first episode she got into a b****fight with a Panamanian local over money, which was kind of amusing, but forgettable. Then she got into a fight with Nicole which was really wasn't so much a fight as it was Nicole tried to backstab Tijuana so Tijuana got Nicole voted out. Then in the last episode as a juror she gave a pity vote to Lill, costing Sandra the first perfect game in Survivor history. Other than that I don't remember a single thing she did.


319. Burton Roberts (Pearl Islands, 5th place)

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I know some of you are surprised that there are a lot of Pearl islanders showing up already considering how much I love the season, but the few that were good were really good and totally redeemed all the s****y and boring people that the season contained. Anyway Burton has the distinction of being the first person ever voted out more than once in the same season, having returned in the Outcast twist, which was a little weird, because for the first few episodes, even in his original boot episode, he didn't really do much. Yeah, he was kind of a dick, but he took a backseat in that to Shawn, and Jon was camerahogging with his own jerky antics. Everybody else in Survivor history who has returned to the game after being voted out has been billed as a huge character prior to their initial boot. Then Burton returned and he turned into a jerk with a heart of gold, having a few P episodes, and then kinda became a bit of a gamebot for a bit. Then game the big fight with Lill that got him his second boot. So for someone who got as much screen time as he did, he as a person was actually pretty boring. But his big moves helped keep the flow of the season going, and I think it would have been a totally lesser season had the Outcast twist not happened and Shawn and Osten made the merge.


318. Shawna Mitchell (The Amazon, 11th place)

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Shawna is adorable, has a bubbly personality, and just seems like she'd be really cool to hang out with in real life. That's what she has going for her. Going against her she has the fact that she kinda threw these all down the toilet about two episodes in by suddenly wanting to quit, and, since her season predated Pearl Islands, didn't know that you actually could, so she asked her tribe to vote her out instead. They didn't because they needed her vote, and she became miserable and kinda exuded a negative aura around camp. Then the swap happens and a few hot young guys show up and magically she's all better. Given her showmance was with Alex, who was just awful, so that takes points away too. But I think she really got screwed by the fact that her body just couldn't hack it in the wild. Out of the three young, hot, cliquey girls of the season, she seemed like she was genuinely the nicest of them and I could see her being really fun on a show where she gets the nourishment she's used to, but she just couldn't hack it in the elements and it brought out the worst in her.

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