Dr. Scissors, PhD
Scissors is stronger than Lizard and a perfect counter to him in every way. He's a giant, animate floating pair of scissors with the brain of history's greatest professor (who is also a professor of history). However, Statue is a perfect counter to him in every way. Whoops.
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"The courtroom is the garden of holy judgment. Those with lechery in their hearts should leave this sanctuary at once!" ~Franziska von Karma