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The show opens with Sid demanding a title shot, seeing as hes put most of the roster in the hospital and he demands recognition for his POWER. Because Hes THE MAN. Suddenly Vaders music hits and Vader says nothing, he just comes down and starts beating on Sid. They go back and forth before Russo comes out announces that clearly Sid hasnt hospitalized EVERYONE and he'll get Vader ONE on ONE tonight in a STRETCHER MATCH (63)
Colt Cabana vs. Adam Pearce in a NO HOLDS BARRED match.
Johnny Fairplay tells us this match was made by Pearce, who still has the booking powers Russo granted him, to allow himself the opportunity to wear down Cabana before their title match next week.
Colt comes out all smiles, looking to take a psychological advantage, while Pearce takes advantage of the rules and cheats, pretty much in every way imaginable. Cabana eventually throws his arms and walks out on the match, claiming "he doesnt need this, he'll get what he wants next week." (55, Pearce off his game)
Next Eddie Edwards is seen speaking with Vince Russo backstage. Eddie claims that since he has wrestled the TV champ, Monty Brown, to a time limit draw twice in one month, he deserves a chance at Monty with NO time limit to settle things. Russo says he'll think about it, but in the meantime, hes got a tag match against Monty and Shaun Spears NEXT. (43)
Monty Brown and Shaun Spears vs. Jack Evans and Eddie Edwards.
(58)
And in a surprisingly fast match, Eddie proves he may be entitled to be TV champ, as he makes quick work of Brown, forcing him to tap out to the Achilles Lock!
Gail Kim vs. Allison Danger
Gail squashes Allison(50), and begins to celebrate, when Melina appears at the top of the stage flanked by the Canadian Ninja, and reads off some poetry about GAIL THE FAIL. (72!)
While this is going on, Ayako Hamada and Apple Miyuki are jumped by MsChif and Sara Del Ray. Once again the mysterious blonde woman,wearing a shirt that says "Not Michelle McCool", comes out to save the day, and chases off the SHIMMER member (27...yeesh)
Sid vs. Vader
Vader and Sid have a fast paced brutal brawl, showing once again that Vader knows Sid's weaknesses. However, this proves to be irrelevent, as Daffney and Lord Humongous show up with an ambulance and run into Vader, allowing Sid to pick up the pieces for a big win. (65)
The Asylum then grabs Paul Bearer and yells at him incoherently to end the show (57)
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