Aughhhh.
To be fair, part of my love of the movie comes from the fact that I'd just started living in New Orleans when it came out, so I understand the whole culture disconnect thing. But PatF would be way higher on my list.
Doc: I've actually seen the "recobbled" version of The Thief and the Cobbler, and that movie is pretty damn good. A little overlong, and obviously the unfinished sections they put in are distracting just because they're...well, unfinished, but I feel like if it had been finished in that state, it would be really good. Unfortunately, it wasn't, and I've seen clips of the "regular" version of the movie, and by all accounts it looks awful.