http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=8719319
I am not joking.
There's no "search" for the bear, though. It is holed up in a tree across the street from my house. The police are trying to keep it up there until New Jersey Fish, Game, and Wildlife shows up.
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Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police
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