#601: Unown
Previously: 465
You can’t talk about useless Pokemon without talking about Unown. They only learn one move, have horrible stats, can’t evolve, look abysmal, have a dumb name, and there’s 28 of the damn things. But out of all the Pokemon they could put in DP as part of the Sinnoh Dex, Unown was one of them. Why? A lot of things got left out of DP and Unown took one of the spots in the Dex. Frustrating beyond belief. When I collected Pokemon cards, I kept them in a folder so I could organize them in numerical order. But since there were multiple forms of Unown, there were multiple cards for them. Who even wants a card of all the Unown?! Anyway, since I only had one slot for Unown’s number in my sheet, the slot got overfilled and is now close to tearing. And the ruins that always involve these are pointless too. Third movie was not that good either. F*** Unown.