I don't think I can pinpoint the first time I was drunk. But I remember the first time I was drunk on martinis. I kept saying how delicious they were. Then I was sitting in the kitchen on the floor with a whole jar of olives, eating them so fast. Then I went into another room, and I looked down at my arm, and I had olives on my arms. And I was asking people how there were so many olives all over my arms.
Then I puked later, and haven't had a martini since.
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