"You think things will zig, but in the blink of an eye, they zag!"
Score: 5/10
Snivy gets up and uses leaf blade, knocking Pawniard back. It gets its knife-claws stuck in the ground, and-- that's the second time in one battle. This is the most impractical thing in existence. Well, even someone as idiotic as Ash can take advantage of getting stuck and immobile twice, and Snivy defeats Pawniard while it's helpless again. Georgia blames her loss on the field rather on having a crappy pokemon, and you know she's mean because she doesn't tell her losing pokemon that it did a good job.
OH MY GOD
I apologize, folks. "Some girl" was actually a really, really effeminate guy named Antonio. Dino the Road Warrior Extra defeats him. Also, we get some more Bianca derping around, and Zorua turning into Georgia so Iris can compliment herself on film. This is what we call “padding.”
Luke versus Cilan, and Luke asks Ash to keep the camera rolling for him. Ash is completely flabbergasted that someone would ask him for this favor. I, too, would be surprised if someone trusted Ash with an expensive piece of electronic equipment.
Luke is unsure of himself, but Cilan gives him a pep talk about how to put aside your uncertainties and play to your best. Freddy and Don George talk about how that's unwise, and I expect Cilan is going to lose now. Cilan's Derpfish versus Luke's Larvesta. Man, this guy has a shiny Golett, a Zorua, and a Larvesta? Where is he getting these rare pokemon from?
Derpfish starts with scald, and then we have more Bianca derping with Zorua. Cilan continues to give Luke advice, and so good is his advice that Luke actually gets better during the battle and stealing Cilan's ideas to have Larvesta jump into the air. A single flamethrower defeats Derpfish, taking everyone off guard. Well, uh, that’s kind of what you get when you assist your enemy in defeating you.
Next up is Iris versus Stephan. Emolga versus Sawk. Sawk punches Emolga’s attract away, which uh I guess is the strategy elementary school boys use against girls AM I RITE LOL
Emolga's lack of knowledge of flying-type moves is a problem, and Sawk begins kicking its ass - but its static ability paralyzes Sawk, which does not apparently matter because Sawk continues to kick its ass. However, Iris manages to stall Sawk long enough for the paralyzation to finally stop it from moving and hit it with a volt switch. Good for her on defeating a tertiary character, I guess.
Round 3 will be Ash/Dino and Luke/Iris. I predict a 100% chance that Dino will defeat Ash. Ash sends out Palpitoad, Dino sends out Darumaka, and the episode ends with a To Be Continued.
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Started: July 6, 2005