Saw it coming. :/
A man walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees an ex-girlfriend from years ago standing by herself at the bar. The man shouts over to the bartender so everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that woman over there," pointing to his ex.
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the man notices that his ex is smiling, and even turns and says, "Thank you," to him. He thinks that's weird so he orders everyone in the bar another drink, again excluding his ex. She continues to smile and even thanks him again.
So the man says to the barman, "What's the matter with that woman? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar except her and all she does is smile and thank me. Is something wrong with her or something?"
"Not at all," says the barman, "she's the owner."
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:D