Wow, stumbled into this topic and read EVERYTHING! Awesome good times.
I won’t share a sex story but I’ll share this equally embarrassing story of my youth. I was 12, and had just gotten a Gameboy Advance for Christmas. But I got in trouble for not doing chores and got it taken away from me for two weeks. However, on the beginning of the 2nd week, both of my parents went out of town on business.
Time to look for the Gameboy! I didn’t know where they had hid it but I was sure it was in the house. Started in the most obvious place, my parent’s bedroom. I searched pretty thoroughly, left no brick unturned. I finally decided to look under the mattress, in between the box spring.
I found a small box that was the PERFECT size to hold a Gameboy Advance. My heart started thumpin with excitement. I whisked the box out of its hiding spot and opened it up, eager as ever to finally get to play Pokemon Silver.
Inside the box was a photograph of my dad. He was completely naked, wearing nothing but a Christmas hat. He had a large erection. On the bottom of the photograph, in his writing, was a short simple sentence that read “Merry Christmas”.
I never looked around my parents bedroom ever again. Hell, I had a hard enough looking my dad in the eyes when he got back home.
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