I gotta admit that I'm pretty happy to see how this topic turned out. Thanks for all the great stories.
And I honestly would recommend the fleshlight to anyone with some extra cash laying around, it's a pretty solid investment. I mean yeah, it's just an improvement to something that you're probably... satisfied with already... But I'm finding it actually cuts down the frequency of my "alone time" which is quite the positive in my books. I went from every other day or so (sometimes multiple days in a row) to once or twice a week. With those one or two times being fairly quick and pretty great.
But I'm sure that's more than any of you wanted to know.
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