btw, still to this day, my favorite and possibly the best series of host emails in a mafia game:
(background: batman, jack of all trades type role in MPFC mafia, and I was quite inebriated at the time of sending these)
thread title: MY BAT SIGNAL BRINGS ALL THE SCUMS TO THE YARD
boko email 1:
My super powered accessory belt comes equipped with SO MANY different functions!
NEVERMIND that half of them are useless (OR clearly inferior!?!?)
THANKS LUCIUS
boko email 2:
Batman enters COP SCAN mode.
Batman uses COP SCAN on target ZHANG.
It was super effective!
Scan -> Zhang/Biscuit
I wanna be the very best
Like no town ever was...
To catch scum is my real test
To lynch them is my cause...!
I will travel across board eight.
Scanning every night!
Each other town to understand
The powers that I hide!
MA FI A
Gotta scan them all!
(It's you and me)
I won't let that scum get free!
MA FI A
Ooooooh, you're such obvscum
In a world that's ruled by Ed!
MA FI A
Gotta scan them all!
(I will lynch yooooouu)
My info will pull me through!
You vote me and
I vote you
MAAAAAAA FIIIII AAAAAAAAAAA
Gotta scan them all!
Gotta lynch them all!
MA FI A.
boko email 3:
I wrote that just now for your viewing enjoyment.
Does this mean you will let me have two scans tonight?
:D
ed bellis email:
...
...oddly enough, it does.
You have received a one-time cop scan that can be used starting N2. This is in addition to your regular abilities.
Zhang is town, btw.
(editor's note: Zhang was Mafia Godfather)
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Virtue - "You don't need a reason to lynch people."