"....my son always takes them out of their cases and scratches them"
Me:"Oh I see, well, when he grows up he won't do that since he'll have to work for them!"
Customer:"Oh.....um...thats not gonna happen, hes autistic and has down syndrome"
Me:"I uh...um ...I'm........v_v"
Customer:"Yyyyea....its alright, you didn't know"
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