I would love Shelly lying and playing both sides if she would just admit it.
The pathological part of her that has convinced herself that she isn't lying is the miserable part. If in the DR she showed a conscious effort to her actions, she'd be my favorite houseguest. As is though, she's just bad.
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If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]
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