$1-slices sounds wonderful, especially right now!
Despite my many classes of Spanish, I don't really know that language well. I use basic phrases pretty casually in conversation ("No me gusta," "Mas o menos," etc.) and have some Latin friends that would be more than glad to help prepare me for such a location...but yeah, not nearly enough right now. I understand it helps to live around the language you're learning, so that would be a nice thing for me to study AGAIN if I go into that area.
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