I don't get why so many people are so loathe to do jury duty that they try to lie their way out of it.
It's not that bad, you get paid for it, it's civic duty, and you most likely won't be picked to be on a trial anyway.
If you have a legitimate reason why you can't make it they let you reschedule.
And I'm sure they've seen overly fake racism plenty of times before and don't buy it.
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Thank you, Eddie Guerrero.
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