"The look" and "it" are pretty important, whether your typical Internet smark wannabe wants to acknowledge it or not.
CM Punk doesn't really have those either though, being completely honest.
Kurt Angle should be winning though. Combines everything, probably the best in the ring and maybe the best on the mic too (though could very well be third-- these three are all very good at it)
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I tried to have a fierce rivalry with SuperNiceDog, but he made me look worse than a GameFAQs Contest!