cyclops gives a speech, but thanks to a poor camera angle he just looks like a floating head wearing a big blue condom
one of the main characters shows up to watch and he decided to bring his football cuz he likes SPORTZ
apparently he's a goddamn idiot too because he somehow DOESN'T KNOW about the human/mutant conflict. What? What? How the hell do you live in the Marvel Universe and NOT KNOW ABOUT THE HUMAN/MUTANT CONFLICT.
then this guy walks in front of the camera and you realize how deep into the s*** you've gotten
and it's just the title screen
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~Zen