LogFAQs > #611049

I'm gonna start using Imageshack cuz it downscales the huge ass pictures. I didn't realize that the game runs at goddamn 1920x1080. Do you believe that? 1080p. This piece of garbage is so low-grade in the graphics department that they can pull off full 1080p resolution. They should have put it at 720p to create the illusion that it actually needed the processing power in other places.



So we start with an install! I can't believe a game this ugly with such little depth took like 20 minutes to install:




MARVEL PRESENTS



A SILICON KNIGHTS GAME. I wonder if Psycho Mantis knows about this one, too?



blah blah blah did you guys know that silicon knights doesn't actually own x-men? whooooa



and on GNN news, we find out that the newly discovered "PNA" may be the source of all the recent changes in acronyms. LMDO!



"yeah, I dunno, I woke up and this lady's face and this third arm were growing out of my head"



Ladies and gentlemen, the face of evil. We'll be seeing them in literally EVERY FIGHT for the first few hours because I guess they all decided to be white people with the same build, same voice, and same haircut. Also they all have each other's numbers so they can coordinate their outfits.



our story begins with Bastard, some alien cyborg from the future (this is X-Men so everything has to be from the future), giving Professor X a huge ice cream headache using some weird photoshop effects



so Magneto gets upset that Bastard kills his best buddy, and uses his soapy bubble power to cleanse Bastard from this time period. Then he dies. I guess. They said he dies but he's on the cover of the game so you know he didn't.



unfortunately, Professor X had the only key to the front door of his mansion, so now the X-Men have to look for somewhere else to live



this guy is another key player. I assume this only because he gets a nice watercolor painting in the opening, too. I'm calling him Kirby, because I can't remember what his real name is. Kirby really loves mutants for an unexplained reason, and somehow convinces California to let them stay. This is kinda like the comics I guess; I think it's some kinda commentary on gay people?



forced homage to Days of Future Past. It's like the devs were saying "hey look we read comics too! please accept us" but then you realize this is the #1 most parody-able thing about X-Men from one of the most iconic covers and that it's even in an UMvC3 stage, and you kind of lose your nerd cred.



occupy wall street joke



left to right: Emma Frost, Cyclops, Kirby and generic white governor that will never be seen again. Why not make him black? Or Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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~Zen