Girl: Oh my goooooooooooood he's so hot I wish I could **** him!!!
Me: Why can't you?
Girl: Because we're friends?
Me: Isn't that a bonus that you actually like him?
Girl: No because once we spend time together as a couple we won't be friends anymore
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Me_Pie_Three wants a SuperNiceDog for Christmas
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