I don't normally make two a day, but there are sometimes I just need to randomly ***** about things that piss me off, including things I've already talked about. Feel free to add your own, because this is all about venting with no rhyme, reason, or expectation.
- Lebron James: Someone shoot that **** so ESPN will shut up about him. I've won the same amount of championships he has, but I don't get cover stories about *********ing a year ago. What makes him so special? On the subject of athletes...
- Pro athletes whining about ANYTHING: You get $1-30 mil a year to play a game, free ****, first class trips,fine dining in every city on the map and worldwide fame, but somehow that's not enough? You claim of depression or needing money to "feed your family." **** you. I'm a cheapass, broke college student and I don't claim to have any of the "problems" you entitled little ***** have. Be grateful anyone gives a damn about you and is willing to put money in your pocket.
- Crying Babies: movie theaters are not the place for them. If you want to go to a movie, keep your kid with a sitter and go by yourself.
- Nintendo: Learn to make a game without Mario, Link, and Samus...
- Using Facebook at public libraries and colleges: 60% of computers in use at libraries and computer labs are used for Walls and FarmVille. I seriously doubt your family would be happy to know they are spending $5000 a semester so you morons could check your Facebook status.
- Using the Tomatometer/Numbered Reviews to validate your opinion: :OH NOES! THOR'S ONLY AT 75%. I GUESS I'M NOT GONNA SEE IT! IT SHOULD BE AT 90%" I know this society is full of instant gratification, but not playing a game SIMPLY because they saw a 6 or 7, rather than reading the reviews is ridiculous.
- FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: so you're first...does that mean I'm supposed to give you a ****job?
- Neverending internet arguments/threads:
"Subs v. Dubs"
"ECW Championships is/isn't a world title"
"FF7 Remake"
It's been five years, and things like this have YET to be settled. What's worse is the arguments always have the same content and context. Wait a month, there will be another, but nothing will get accomplished.
- "WHAT?!": A wrestler stops their promo, and every crowd says this. Stone Cold unleashed that plague on wrestling, and it shows no sign up stopping.
- When the hell are Sin City 2 and Bond 23 coming out?
- Unskippable cutscenes/random encounters/lives systems in any game this generation: they suck period
- Racism/Sexism/Homophobia: People can be funny, stupid, dense, hopeless, romantic, pathetic, intelligent, etc. regardless of skin pigment, choice of genitals, and sexual orientation. One thing I won't accept about the latter is the "lisp." That stereotype is almost as annoying as crying babies. I bet people with actual speech impediments want to kick you ******* down stairs.
Blaming Obesity on Fast Food/Videogames: Anyone who becomes a fatass is their own enemy. Lashing out at McDonalds because you ate five of their biggest burgers or because you spend 10 hours playing Call of Duty is your own damn fault. Hell, I spend eight hours a day on this site and playing games, but I motivated myself to get active. I never said "The Whopper made me fat."
Blaming Violent kids on videogames: They are violent because their parents suck at raising them, not because Sub-Zero rips people's spines out.
Blaming sexual deviance on pornography: I think tentacle porn and chicks with ***** are both depraved (even for me), but I won't stop anyone from viewing it. Consider it a learning experience.
That's about all I have for now...I feel better.
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"Should I slice off your tongue or break your countless bones? Either way, I get paid; you'll bleed to death and die alone." - Blood Money