SUPERSTARS
Wk. 2 Nov. '11
Pre-show: AAE is confident about his match (64); Gabriel d. Dibiase (60); Hurricane hosts a bikini contest and Trish wins (64)
-Santino wants a match! He gets one with....HUSKY HARRIS.
Rating: 67
-Match: Santino v. Husky
Santino once again finds himself puttin' over da bad guys.
Rating: 53
-Sin Cara makes his way out to the ring, but Sin Cara II's picture shows up on the tron! There is tension in the air as Sin Cara surveys the picture...then points at it. For four mintues. Then leaves.
Rating: 70 the hell he has no entertainment skills
-Match: Zeke v. Estrada
AAE is sneaky or something and then wins.
Rating: 55
-Match: Melissa and Gail v. Divas of Doom
The faces fight well but come up a bit short against the pin-up strong tandem.
Rating: 68
-Sin Cara II comes out! A replay is shown on the tron of Sin Cara's bit from earlier. It pauses on the shot of Sin Cara pointing...and Sin Cara II points at it! It appears the challenge has been accepted!
Rating: 50
-Match: Hart Dynasty v. Drew and Raven
In a shocking, never-before-seen event, the Harts beat a random thrown-together team of undercard heels.
Rating: 64
-Chavo is backstage, and he's very upset. He's put up with crap for DECADES and still gets no respect. He doesn't know what he has to do. We all suck. This industry sucks. He's going to show us.
Rating: 75
-Match: Yoshi v. JTG
Yoshi's kung fu is stronger.
Rating: 58
Post-show: nWo minion promo (72); Masters/X-Pac d. Usos (42, Punk/Masters good manager pairing)
Overall: 63 ANGLES HELPED
FROM THE BOOKERMAN
-I decided at the start to play with the non-unchained storylines for Christian/Sheamus and the Sin Caras, just to see if they were as much of a pain as I remembered. They KINDA are but aren't horrible but I'm probably just gonna go back to doing all unchained anyway. The Sin/Sin II segments are advancing that, because I figured why wreck a main show with Mistico trying to work a mic in English? Thatsaid, I have no idea how he got a 70.
-Yoshi and JTG let me down pretty badly.
-I have a plan for Chavo I promise
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
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