He's literally one show away from the second week, and I felt like booking, so.
Impact Week 2 Jan 2012
SHOWTIME:
Sting is out to start the show again... incoherently babbling about Kurt Angle... then Kurt shows up to the arena with Joe! He gets stopped by security, but Sting orders them to let them in! Kurt says tonight he'll grace Impact with a title defense, but only on his terms... he's been scouring the globe and he's going to fight real talent... the Japanese superstar, from NJPW, Kota Ibushi! He points to the front row where Kota Ibushi is in attendance. Sting begrudingly allows it (72)
Glacier says he and Anderson are going to have to work to be noticed in the tag division. He has a plan... Anderson doesn't seem interested as we cut to a match (51) AJ Styles d. X-Pac. X-Pac tries to call for "the band" during the match but no one shows much to X-Pac's disappointment (82)
Robbie E is backstage with Big Stevie Ray, and says tonight they're gonna do a parody of the Scorpion King just like his bro did back in the day, to get under The Lethal Warrior's skin. Stevie Ray says he's not doing it because his paycheck bounced. Robbie E says it'll be okay and convinces him to at least come to the ring again. (45) Robbie E vs Lethal Warrior ends in a time limit draw after Stevie Ray randomly rings the bell after 10 minutes have passed. Robbie E says that TV title matches have a 10 minute time limit-- didn't you all watch WCW? (70)
Matt Morgan and Val Venus d. The Old Age Outlaws. Morgan is in a ridiculous looking karate gi shouting "GLACIER!" the whole match, while he dominates without tagging. (53)
Winter is in the ring with Angelina Love. She says that a higher purpose has been defined for the knockouts title, and that to attain it, the TNA woman's division must be united under one banner. She pulls out an exact replica of the KO title and gives one to Angelina, and says from now on, Angelina too will defend the title, and act as the enforcer that would punish all who would doubt its glory. Starting tonight. (71) Angelina Love d. Ayako Hamada to retain the Knockouts Title... I guess? After the match Winter speaks to Hamada, shakes her hand, and pulls out another Knockouts Title. Hamada nods a lot and is led backstage while the the Boogie Knights argue about how well she can understand English. (71) (great chemistry!)
Backstage, Jeff Jarrett and VC "Cliff" Compton are with Kota Ibushi trying to hype him up for his match and giving him pointers. Jarrett does a swinging motion and hands him a guitar and Compton does a punch motion and hands him knucks. The Boogie Knights again argue whether the guy can speak English. (56) Tara bursts into Sting's office and says she deserves a Knockouts Title shot but Sting is completely out of it and ignores her entirely (59)
Austin Aries is in the ring and says the most prestigious title in the company is right here, so come and get it. He calls out RVD, Jeff Hardy, and Raven. It's a four way! (70) Aries d. Raven to retain when RVD and Hardy end up brawling out of the arena (78)
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