She's been over a few times before, they always argue about how much money he owes her, and he always says he's going to slit her throat or drag her behind his car or whatever.
Yeah, my neighbor's probably my city's Dexter.
But tonight he was thumping her against walls over and over so I finally called the cops. Apparently he had busted open her eye pretty badly and messed up her mouth. The cops had to take pictures. And apparently he's had an outstanding warrant for his arrest for God-knows-what - a Sheriff knocked on our door a few months back with a warrant for the guy. We overheard the cops saying that since he'd been charged with Assault before that they have to take him in overnight.
I feel good about having done this but the dude's a psycho so now we'll probably have to move out to make sure he doesn't slit our throats in our sleep.
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