As seen on Eruption:
[The lights in the arena go off.]
[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ramp.]
Well would you look at this. What a surprise. TheRock and I win our tag team match against SwirlyOaks on Combat, and what happens? SwirlyOaks gets booked into a Tag Tournament match while Rock and I are ignored. Great booking, guys! Keep it up!
That was sarcasm; this is terrible booking. You fools have no idea what you're doing. You just aimlessly stumble around and hope that you accidentally put together a good card. And I'd like to think maybe one day you'll get so lazy that you just delegate your booking to someone who's got their act together like the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations Mr. Maniac, but I know that's too much to hope for. Instead he'll probably get stuck playing lackey to the much less talented Bombadil for way too long, just like I'll probably get stuck working crummy undercard matches for way too long! And why is that? Because the people in charge right now - have no eye - for talent.
But that's alright, because I'm here for one thing, and one thing only, and that's to knock brains out. And I'll keep bringing the pain, and I'll keep bringing the ratings, and I'll keep bringing --- the truth...
[Boos can be heard coming from somewhere, but a quick camera shot of the crowd shows the fans sitting silently, waiting for this to end.]
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
...
And I'm gonna knock your brains out.
[Rad Link 5 exits.]
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Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police
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