What is the best Water Ride? Jurassic Park Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw Falls Splash Mountain Popeye and Bluto's Bilge-Rat Barges Pirates of the Caribbean Grizzly River Run Kali River Rapids It's a Small World Maelstrom/Frozen Ever After Disney and Universal water rides suck. View Results I didn't put any water park rides on there. Just ones at dry theme parks.