1.) nobody here knows how to fight, technically not even me. i was only in one "fight" in high school (that i won b/c i never got hit) but even i would prob freeze up in a real life or death combat scenario--i just act like i wouldn't to intimidate people but i still keep it real whenever possible
2.) hunger games, the first one, was a good movie. then they milked it and i couldn't give less of a fuck. it's just fiction and it makes no sense to begin with. they have to send a bunch of kids to kill each other for...what reason, exactly? b/c some author sat on his/her fat ass all day and typed the story up? and got paid for it? Fuck that shit. get a real job
the whole premise is stupid. also, the battle royale thing is, if you can believe it, even dumber than the hunger games thing b/c while being remarkably similar, at least hunger games went so far as to give a backstory and setting. isn't a "battle royale" thing pretty much just "Hey let's get all these anime kids on an island and make them kill each other just b/c it's interesting but doesn't make much real world sense"
Gosh fucking DAMN it I hate fiction. I am almost CONVINCED it's an invention of the devil and/or illuminati b/c of how stupid it makes everyone. look at all the time wasted discussing shit that NEVER happened and COULD NEVER happen
don't get me wrong i get it: it's entertainment and a distraction, that's fine but leave it there. going online to waste time talking about it is SUCH a KID THING to do. we all have to grow up eventually and let reality bend us over and fuck us up good to the point where we no longer enjoy trivial discussions about our favorite comic book superhero (cringe) or what have you b/c IT DOES NOT MATTER