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My name is Saul Leyman, and I am the advocate for the former and future reigning, defending, undisputed heavyweight champion of the world,

David. Ponte.

My client once told me that everything happens for a reason, and you know what I told him? That's bullshit. Things happen because you make them happen. You lose because you aren't good enough. You win because you did a better job kicking your opponents ass than your opponent did yours.

Speaking of kicking people's asses, I'm here to tell you a little bit about my client's opponent tonight, and let each and every one of you in attendance here know exactly why my client is going to come down to this ring and devastate his opponent en route to becoming the new Melee Mayhem Champion.

You see, fine ladies and gentleman of the UCA, Emeraldegg is no stranger to suffering defeat at the hands of my client. After all, It was just a few short weeks ago when my client, in an Eagle costume no less, made quick work of Emeraldegg.

Now, you may be thinking to yourself: things change, these are different circumstances, that match means nothing. And you know what, you're right.

Things do change. My client is twice the man he was when he wore that costume. And let's not forget that he himself is a former Melee Mayhem Champion. He is no stranger to matches like this.

He is no stranger to domination, and tonight, he reacquaints himself with it.