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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMd-_1nQc_M

My name is Saul Leyman, and I am the advocate for the reigning, defending, undisputed,

MELEE MAYHEM CHAMPION,

The Devastator,

David. Ponte.

What did I tell you? What did I tell each and every one of you here? The Devastator shows up, The Devastator gets in the ring opposite his opponent, and The Devastator devastates. That's all there is to it.

Now, don't let the results fool you. The match was not as close as it was made out to be. See, in an African Safari match, my client became the Lion. He took on the role of the Apex Predator and toyed with his opponent, allowed both him and you all to believe that he had any chance at all, let him linger for as long as possible, and then BAM, he struck the killing blow.

Don't expect him to be so generous in the future.

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Alright! Out with the old and in with the new. Play the clip for me, will you?

XIII_rocks posted...

Jesus Christ ok then.

Personally think it should be a triple threat since you absolutely would have gone on with your premature challenge had I not said anything.

But I'll challenge for the MELEE title instead

Hold on, give me a second while I laugh enough for my client and I both. XIII must be feeling brave this month, brave for a variety of reasons.

First, let's all marvel at the idea that he thinks he's anywhere near the level needed to challenge for the Undisputed Championship. Done marveling? Okay.

What cracks me up even more than that, though, is that he thinks he'll just have to settle for taking the Melee Mayhem Championship. He must truly be delusional, if he thinks that he even belongs in the same ring as The Devastator, let alone for the Melee Mayhem title. This isn't your grandfathers Melee Mayhem Championship, folks. My client will defend this title, and he'll show just how prestigious it is.

The great thing here, though, is that XIII is in luck, because my client is very excited about the opportunity of swiftly, and painfully, bringing him back to reality.