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mcflubbin posted...

Wait a bloody minute! XIII is absolutely right. It is very odd that the greatest, the most illustrious, the best all-around goddamn faction in the entire history of the UCA isn't being properly represented in UCA's final tag team showdown. It just isn't right, I tell you. You know what? I'm taking matters into my own hands. I was not forced out of my cushy retirement against my will for nothing!

Me and one of UCA's finest, Whiskey Nick, are officially challenging for the tag titles at E-Pop Mania.

Just as we always have, Whiskey on the Rocks will reign supreme.

we just beat whiskey on the rocks last month

but fuck it, I refuse to let there be even the tiniest doubts about our dominance and qualifications for being the undisputed Eternal champions. If that means completing the clean sweep of Whiskey on the Rocks and beating mcflubbin too, that's fine by me.

In fact, seeing as 1) just about anybody and everyone is just declaring themselves for this match anyway without actually earning a shot and 2) we are, currently, the lineal greatest tag team and faction of all time, consider the following an official invitation from the Throne:

Leading up to Epopmania, Strife and I have defended these titles against the world, and no matter who it was or how long they'd teamed, The Kingdom came out victorious. Fittingly, at Epopmania, The Kingdom is ready to go out by taking on the world all the same. I'm throwing down a completely open challenge for ANY tag team--current, previous, or even new--that thinks they have what it takes to rip these titles away from us at UCA's final stage. I raise your Fatal 4-way and say: Make it a fatal 5-way! A 6-pack challenge! 7 teams in heaven! An 8-way Melee! It doesn't matter, because we can and will enter the UCA oblivion STILL your Kings and Tag Team champions.

Thank you, good night, and remember:

Forever. We Will Reign.
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The King of the Board, whose name is Phoenix
Long May I Reign