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Alright , so I met a cute shawty. Shes cool and she actually gave me her number and shit. I didnt ask for it. I barely was texting her because I was busy. One day I brought up sex and she flat out said she was down.

One red flag was that she had a food guy before and she like getting shit done for her. I fucked up already by buying her addy and snacks. She tried to imply again to buy her another one and was basically nah, heres the dealers number.

Alright fast forward. With sex on my mind, I thought hanging out with her last night it would happen but man I was wrong.

She hops in my car, asks for my aux and starts the convo with something depressing. Alright first i said lets go to Bar that I frequent and know all the employees. All my homies go there and the astros are playing . She goes but I dont drink. (I dont drink either) so I was like cool; you got anything else in mind? She said yeah Hookah, but you dont like Hookah. I was like its cool with me. I had some dope spots in mind but she was like lets go to a specific spot (she never been there before lmao)

We get to the Hookah spot. She looks at the menu of the Hookah and then she orders it. She looks at the smoothies and asks me if she could get that. I was like okay lol why you asking me. We smoking ( I have a vape pen with weed) and she just opens up to me. Basically I was consloing her the whole time, which I dont mind. I pay the bill and we leave.

She said she wanted to drive around. Which I did for like 20 mins. Then she said she wanted a frozen margarita. The place closes at 12, so I rushed over there while telling me she hates fast drivers lmao. I get her the drink and drop her off home.

Heres the biggest L. While she was in my car. I reach my hand out for a hug , and she grabbed it like an African ass handshake fam. I just smiled and said goodnight. She hits me up after I dropped her off saying she had a great time but Bruh lmao she said she hates when guys go ghost on her but thats what imma do. Imma try to fuck but nah. The only good thing about that night is one of my hoes hitting me up to fuck the next day. So yuh. L
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