not gonna go through the trouble of getting all the screenshots, but
feb 9: meme about Archer and Futurama, shows we like. I replied, she replied, I didn't reply. feb 13; pic of her hamster in her pocket. I replied, she replied, I replied, she didn't reply (though I didn't say anything that merited a response) feb 14; says happy valentines day with a pic of her hamster again, said "hope you weren't too lonely." I said nah I had Batman as my valentine (I was watching Batman Begins). She replies "yay!". I don't reply feb 16; pokemon meme. I give a six word reply, no follow-up needed. feb 19; pic of hamster in pocket. I said how adorable, she asked what to get her brother for his birthday, few one-liners back and forth feb 20, 11AM; archer meme. "Hah those are good" is all I say. feb 20, 5PM; pokemon meme. I don't reply feb 20, 730PM; Scrubs meme. I say that was funny, I should watch Scrubs again. Short conversation about Black Panther, she said "I went with my new person." Good for her, hopefully that means she'll stop texting me feb 20, 8:07PM; video of guy saving dog. I don't reply (unintentionally) feb 20, 8:49PM; meme of Black Panther wearing pink stuff in a movie trailer for "Pink Panther." I say "lolol that's clever."
shortly after that is just a meme about weighing things in units of corgis.
what the hell is happening, i mean she has a "new person" so why tf am I still her first person to text
this is kinda what it was at its worst. it's tapered off, but now she's back to back sending a few memes again. second-to-most recent one i didn't reply to (because i legit forgot). most recent one was sent while i was driving, i looked at it at a red light and then forgot to reply because the light turned green and i forgot to reply because i had already marked it as read
so i reply like four hours later saying something like "lolol that's good" - totally nothingburger, no reason for her to reply. but nope the reply she gives, not 60 seconds later, "how are you?"
good god, woman
i feel bad not replying because we had a totally amicable breakup and i don't wanna be a dick. i kinda wish it was an awful breakup so i could just hit that young block button and never bother again ---
Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-1): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png
