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Mead posted...

Sky sharks

Theyre sharks that can swim in the air. Theyre attacking city streets and sports stadiums and the media is working with the government to keep a lid on the whole thing

Cute. And not entirely ignored by state universities. I taught an adult education class called "Sharknado", about surviving real and fictional disasters.

The Red Cross helped with a presentation on "Go Bags", what to pack if you have to evacuate. I also had the class make simple camper's stoves from soda cans, for boiling water in emergencies, making soup, etc.

Land Sharks? Hot Hail? Angry Birds? Zombie Apocalypse? Seek shelter.

Fire? Flood? Collapsing buildings? Evacuate.

Earthquake? Alien Air Raid? Collapsing infrastructure? Stay or go, depending on how long to restore power, water, sewage disposal.

I used the Sharknado movies, and the old Charleton Heston classic, Omega Man, as teaching aids. Fun class.
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