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"I'm sure you ladies can handle this," you say. "So if you'll excuse me."

"Seriously?!" Raven says as you slide past Odd Job.

Jaws and Mr. Hinx come in, and the three corner the girls. However, Starfire swings one of the statues and backs them off.

You turn around and find Control Freak cowering behind a movie camera. You push it aside and he lets out a yelp.

"Gimme that remote!" you say as you reach for it.

"No!" he whines. "It's mine!"

You go after his arm as he crawls on the ground. He struggles against you, but he's more flab than muscle so you pull back that arm and now fuss with the strap.

"Stop!" he whines. "You guys, help me!"

Neither Odd Job, Jaws, nor Mr. Hinx stop fighting Raven and Starfire, who are holding their own using the swords from the coat of arms.

"Seems if you aren't Hugo Drax or Auric Goldfinger, they won't listen to you," you say. "Now, if you'd kindly let me use your remote."

You kick him in his side, then take the strap off around his wrist.

"Now which one of these buttons is the ones we need?" you ask as you look at the controller. "There's a dozen more buttons on this thing than I expected."

None of the buttons are labelled, so apparently Control Freak just knows them by heart. At least they're still in rows of three. You take a chance and press the middle button of the second row.

Another flash of TV static as someone new is summoned. As the form takes shape, it's young Blanche Ravalec, the actress who played Dolly!

"Jaws! Jaws!" you shout. "Look! It's Dolly!"

Jaws turns around, and locks eyes with Dolly. The two step closer to each other, and then he takes her comparitively smaller hands in his.

"So then," you say to him, "perhaps you'll help us stop 'The Director' here? After all, he's plotting to make the world his own personal entertainment. But he'll only cast those he seems worthy, and by 'cast', I mean 'treat well'. He'll likely imprison or even cull those he has no need for. And seeing as how Dolly wasn't here to start..."

Jaws contemplates what you're saying as he looks down at Dolly.

"What're you doing?!" Control Freak asks in a panic.

"Well, this is a Bond film," you say. "You're the villain, and every Bond villain has a massive and convoluted world domination scheme. I just came up with yours."

"It does suit me..." Control Freak says with his hand rubbing his chin.

Jaws growls as he stomps over to Control Freak, which returns Control Freak to his panic.

"Tell me the buttons to get out of this, or Jaws will use you for chewing gum," you say.

"Okay, okay!" he says. "You'll bring the other Titans back with the third button on the bottom row."

You put your finger above the button on the bottom right. You press it, and more static as Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy return, and you see they're also in costume.

"I see you made Beast Boy play Woody Allen's part," you say. "To think you'd make him the villain, wanting to eliminate all men taller than him so that all the women in the world would settle for him."

"Seriously?!" Beast Boy says. "I'm the bad guy?!"

"As revenge for when you trapped me in the Zero Dimension!" Control Freak barks. "It was so cramped in there!"

"Just tell us which button gets us all back to where we belong," you say.

"The big button at the top, obviously."

"I suppose that makes sense," you say as you look at the remote again.

You press the big button, and everything starts to turn into static.
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