[ ] - because he couldn't think of one [ ] - because he forgot to [ ] - because polls are stupid [ ] - because he decided to be edgy and different with this topic [ ] - because the results of round 2 were so depressing he's on the verge of suicide and can barely muster the heart to just post the topic [ ] - he wrote one, but it got erased by the GameFAQs system [ ] - because his roommate is currently running TWO vacuum cleaners simultaneously and he can't think straight [ ] - because he woke at 5 am, when he normally gets up at about 10, and he slept through that part of the topic-making process [ ] - because the chicken crossed the road [ ] - because I will never be this young again. Ever. Oh damn I just got older. [ ] - because the lake is a long way from here. [x] - because I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnt be any different to what my nickname was. [ ] - because someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnt and they dont recommend anyone else do it either. [ ] - because this is a Japanese doll. [ ] - because the memory we used to share is no longer coherent. [ ] - because everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone. [ ] - because he was too busy getting lines from a random sentence generator.
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Congratulations to BK_Sheikah00, this year's guru to achieve contest enlightenment!