Honestly I should have concluded this Summer's movie coverage with Mission Impossible, but I had to do August solely so I could talk about this one- undoubtedly the weirdest idea I've ever had the pleasure of doing a writeup for. Soooo there was this Muppet/Sesame Street-like TV program in the 70s and 80s, except all the puppets on the show existed in real life, and now in 2018 they start turning up dead. This is an R-rated film noir about the puppet detective who has to follow shady characters into gin joints and strip clubs to get to the bottom of these Happytime Murders, before he gets knocked off himself.
...and no I didn't just make that up, this movie really exists, I just can't prove it because they haven't released a trailer yet. I could see a show like this becoming a cult hit on a streaming service or Adult Swim, but someone spending millions of dollars to promote it slash release it in thousands of theaters? Personally I won't believe it until I see it with my own eyes on opening night!
Related: The Muppets (2011) $87, The Dark Crystal $41, Team America: World Police $33
Ng Sez: $11
Ok this is freaky becaue as I was reading this I was thinking Oh yeah,I saw a trailer for this. And I was trying to remember what movie it was that had it as a trailer and then at the bottom it says there is no trailer. like I can see it frame by frame its weird ---