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"I have granted you life," he seethes. "And you owe that life to me as a token of your gratitude."
"I don't know, I was having a good time in heaven. Now I'm back here in this hole. And that's fine, that's all fine," you shrug. "But if I'm being honest I gotta say I'm a little bit peeved. A teensy bit miffed. I'm just a tad cheesed about the whole thing."
"Well what was-"
"A tiny bit sauced, if you will."
"What was heaven like?" the necromancer asks.
"All good," you nod. "All good things, I think... It was um... you know when you have a really good dream, then you wake up and can't really remember much about it, but you know it was great? That's kinda where I'm at with heaven at the moment."
"Do you want to go back there?"
"Yeah, I think I would, thanks," you smile. "Hey, it was nice meeting you and all. Glad you dug me up for this conversation, hopefully we can chill again when you die-"
"I'm not sending you back now!" he corrects you.
"Oh," you frown.
"I need you to help me with something. Once you do that, then I'll send you back to heaven," the necromancer explains.
"What's the something?" you ask.

What does the necromancer want you to do?

A) Incite fear and panic inside a local church.
B) Topple the city government.
C) Hunt down an ancient scroll from the land of the dead.
D) Steal a yacht from the marina.
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You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.