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| Topic | Apparently Hitler's favorite alligator is still alive. |
| Wanglicious 08/08/18 7:10:44 PM #9: | Xeybozn posted... How do we know this was his favorite alligator? Did Hitler write a ranking of alligators at some point? Top 10 Alligators, You Wouldn't Believe What Nation Got #1 Finally, we're on the last one. This is one of those rare times where I have to give credit to America, though not because of anything they've done. No, enough poison has seeped into that nation to make the masses feel they should kill, not protect, the majestic American Alligator. At the pinnacle of the species there is only Saturn: a being so great, even Zeus would revere him. It's fortunate that we exist to protect him and all the rest of God's creations, for if we were not then these creatures would no doubt face certain destruction by a people driven mad by the alien race we let inside our homes. --- "Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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