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I did this with her with Smash 4, and here we are again. She's played a little bit of Brawl back in like 2008 and otherwise knows nothing about any video game except The Sims. I showed her the official art of every Smash Ultimate character to get her completely uninformed opinions about them.

Bayonetta: She's fancy, she looks like she's a dancer.
Bowser: I mean, it's Bowser.
Bowser Jr.: Bowser Jr.
Captain Falcon: Captain Falcon? Is that correct?
Cloud: Link! That's not it. It looks like Link, though. Is that like Adult Link?
Corrin (M): Oh, I'm unfamiliar, but I like them. They look gender neutral. And also petite.
Corrin (F): I think it's interesting that there's male and female forms of the character, I mean that's an interesting choice, so it's the same person but they can show up in either a male or female form.
Dark Pit: I don't think he looks like he um fits in with any of the other characters I've seen so far animation-wise. I'm just not a fan really, it looks like his legs are in casts.
Diddy Kong: Oh! Um... Diddy Kong, Diddy Kong! I like his T-shirt.
Donkey Kong: Uh, Donkey Kong. They made him look too human, and he looks like Ronnie from Jersey Shore, and he looks like a partier.
Dr. Mario: Dr. Mario! I didn't know he had this persona. He looks uh of Italian-Jewish descent. Maybe that's just because he's a doctor. Is that racist? That's terrible! That was not cool. He looks more pensive.
Duck Hunt: I think this was made by someone on drugs. The dog looks ****ed up. Does the bird like control him?
Falco: Well he's cool. He looks like cool hip cowboy falcon he looks like he knows what he's doing.
Fox: Um I know him, I remember him, I initially wanted to say Mr. Fox but I know that's not correct. I played some game with him in it, it was like one of the first Nintendoish where he was like a war guy.
Ganondorf: Um I don't think that the cape is necessary, I think it really conflicts with everything else that's going on unless is he supposed to be like I'm very confused by his outfit, it doesn't inform me.
Greninja: Oh! That's cool! It looks like a Picasso frog thing. I like it a lot. My favorite so far.
Ice Climbers: Oh, I remember them. I think they're pretty useless, though. They aren't very strong characters. They actually look like kind of evil the more I look at them because there's no true emotion expressed, they just look flat and scary.
Ike: Looks like a fourteen year-old got a sword.
Jigglypuff: Kirby. No, it's Jigglypuff.
King Dedede: I dunno. I feel like this among a few others are just filler characters. Maybe he's a new character, I'm not moved.
Kirby: Kirby. I'm glad they haven't changed him at all.
Link: I don't know. I don't understand why we need multiples of this elfy teenage boy sword character. There's a lot.
Little Mac: Um y'know a boxer. He looks tiny, height-wise. I don't know, I guess it's cool to throw a human in the mix.
Lucario: I like it a lot. I bet it's like of the same origin as the frog thing. He looks like a silent killer.
Lucas: Oh! It reminds me of that little boy, it's not Ned, I know that kid had black hair. I don't know what his deal is, him and the snake both look confused.
Lucina: Another sword person, but a female this time. I don't know, I guess I'm happy that this is the first woman I've seen who isn't hypersexualized.
Luigi: Okay, Luigi looks like he's farting, literally.
Marth: ANOTHER nymphy sword guy. No comment at this point.
Mario: Mario.
Mega Man: I like it! It reminds me of like Meet The Robinsons a little bit.
Meta Knight: That thing is cool, it looks like a fish-snail thing. It looks like it's from the sea.
Mewtwo: I love that. It definitely looks like um what was that movie Splice the thing in Splice. But I like its like tripod hands.
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Started: July 6, 2005