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So yeah, my opinion on this could change, but way I see this going is everyone plops into the starting room, Gaston launches into song. River punches him in the face, the singing stops. Harley attacks River for being a woman in proximity to Danny, River attacks Harley because Harley is crazy and would give River telepathic headaches. Danny drags Harley out of the room and through a wall to prevent River from gutting her. Jackie and Prisoner collectively go "Huh?" One of them grabs Gaston, the River/Jackie/Prisoner/knocked out Gaston group seek their own route.

Danny probably decides he needs to go back for the others, Harley isn't going to let that happen. They have a Very Special Episode about Danny's lack of self esteem and Harley's lack of self esteem and then Harley dies in a trap because this is Cube, fuck your happiness. Danny cries.

Elsewhere, group B gets into the sound trap room, Gaston wakes up. MY WHAT A GUY THAT GASTON and all the traps go off, Gaston dies, Prisoner dies, Jackie and River ninja out of it. I think Jackie and River then can make it to the end, talk Danny out of being emo and covered in the bits of Harley and walk on out.

River, Jackie and Danny survive
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