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Slow news day so I will talk about a conversation I had with my wife a few months back. In this scenario I will play me, and she will play her.

Scarlett: What would happen if we won the lottery?

Me: I would have homeless people fight each other to the death for my amusement.

S: Seriously.

M: I am serious. Depending on my mood I would have them dip their tape wrapped hands in broken glas, and continue the fight, Kickboxer style.

S: (Dirty look) I mean how would we raise our kids?

M: Oh that. Yeah, we would raise them in severe poverty.

S: What?

M: We would pretend we are very poor, and raise them humble as hell. When they are 18 we would tell them they were rich all along, and send them off to college.

S: Are you serious?

M: Absolutely. We would have a whole secret lair under the house with our fancy food, drink, and electronics, and upstairs we would have broken furniture, wat bologna sammiches, and deink kool aid. Just like when I was a kid. Maybe even throw in some roaches to really sell the poverty.

S: That's messed up.

M: But they wouldn't be spoiled entitled little *****!

What do you all think?
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