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So...

I looked at the garbage piles, checking how many things I could read about them. The only thing that stuck with me was that there were a few brands I recognized, like Pato Pascual, Bimbo and Comex (lol jk). I honked a bike's horn a couple of times, then I opened a... freezer, I think, with some Astronaut Food. Then I stared into a dummy's eyes. "It's a training dummy. Do you want to beat it?" "No." "You've had enough of the dummy."

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I went on my way, until the dummy acquired a fearsome expression. Then he said something interesting: "I'm a ghost living inside a dummy. My cousin used to live inside a dummy too, until you... Well... You were really boring! So he left as any self-respecting spectre!" "OHHH!! Was this because I spared the original dummy to boredom?! Awesome!" He wanted to fight me. "Is this a boss? I recognize this music from way back on the first ghost fight..." I started to spare him, but I dodged some of his attacks which accidentally hit him. "Oh...! Dynamic, outside-the-box fighting, eh? Nice." I kept hitting him without actually wanting to, so I didn't want to end the battle in a non-Pacifist way. Either way, I died. Many times. I picked the food many times (and honked just for the lulz, as well as looking at an anime disc on the way). It took me a while to reach the part with the fellow dummies shooting missiles, but it was all good from there. I kept dodging their attacks until the dummy got in really bad condition. Then... It grabbed a knife. I got scared since I genuinely thought it was gonna kill itself, but he just threw it at me. Then I won. I guess this doesn't count as a kill... Or at least I hope so.

Another ghost invited me to its house, so I saved afterwards.

(End of part 1; part 2 for later...)
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