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Apologies. This was a pretty busy weekend.

Day 12: Armed to kill, skilled to cook... NOT!
Time spent: 30 minutes.

So...

I went to Undyne's place. I took a glance at her house, and it was indeed fish-shaped --something that I previously had not noticed. I talked to Papyrus and he knocked the door. Undyne saw him: she was glad! Undyne saw me: she was petrified. "Why don't. You two. Come in?"

Okay, so we came in, and Papyrus gave her a bone (I think it's more like a bone-shaped cookie?) as a present, supposedly on my behalf. "EXCUSE ME! I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!" "The bathroom? Now this isn't realistic... What can a monster, entirely made of bones, do in a--" *Papyrus flies out the window* ... "Uh... ehe, LOL" (I honestly don't know exactly how I reacted; I just remember I was stupefied and that this scene reminded me a lot of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. By the way, I thought Scott Pilgrim's scene was funnier, but it may be because it's not the same to watch an expertly timed stunt in a movie than watching the scene on an 8-bit-ish game. But man, it was funny nonetheless!).

"So you've come to rub your victory on my face?" I, of course, answered 'No', since that's what a pacifist little child named Lily would do. Undyne talked to me about being friends, so she let me explore her house as a guest. The same nice, comfortable melody of my date with Papyrus started playing. I explored the house, watching lots of cool stuff, such as a fish-shaped cup ("I knew it! She's a fish-like monster!"), a drawer with tiny weapons, a piano (where she told me something about a guy named Alphys), a hot fridge, and a giant sword. Upon reaching the sword, she said that humans' history rules, partially because they used to wield swords 10 times bigger than them, so she asked me if this was true; I kind of wanted to make an exception here about my general rule of "telling the truth", since I wanted to be polite and keep her illusion alive, so I said 'True'. Needless to say, she was ecstatic (well, mission accomplished!).

Then I sat down to proceed. She offered me a beverage, so she pulled out different ones. "What would you like?" Well, I stood up and BAM! "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! Don't get up! You're the guest, SO SIT DOWN AND ENJOY YOURSELF!!!" LOL (I was a little scared for a moment. What I thought at first the moment she threw the spear at me was that this was all a trap to kill me right here, right now, so I was pretty much screwed. But no, she was just... Rad and extreme). "Um... Why don't you just point to what you want? You can use the spear." I anaized all of the options available, knowing that I could maybe have multiple ways to end the conversation, but when I saw the "blatantly obvious pick" text, I proceeded to check every option... Although I was hesitant on actually pointing out to Undyne because I thought it could mean me throwing the spear at her, or instant death, but no. "... What? Are you hitting on me?" "Hahaha! Da heck with this pun?" I finally picked the tea, and proceeded.

She sat down and talked to me about Asgore. It was a lovely story indeed. I could actually picture it: She was a lonely, unskilled girl, wanting to be powerful. This shows the "human" side of her, which is nice.

But then... "Wait. This is supposed to be Papyrus's cooking lesson! So if he's not here, you're gonna take it for him!!! She grabbed me in a disturbingly violent way until she let me go next to the kitchen. She pulled out the vegetables and asked me to hit them hard.

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