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All-Star Wrestling
Wk. 1, 6/85

Pre-show: Dory d. Razor (64)

Flair is here to kick off the GAUNTLET FOR THE GOLD between Steamboat and Jones! They're both raring to go despite their disadvantageous placement. (86) The resultant match is...surprisingly lackluster, with Jones getting the big win. (64)

Time for the women's corner. The Glamour Girls are putting themselves over when Vivian Vachon notes that there's no gold around either of their waists. Debbie Combs also comes out to point out that Vivian doesn't have any either, and maybe it's time to give somebody a shot who didn't lose in the finals! (33) Meanwhile, Madusa d. Jackie Sato. (43)

Sheik, Koloff, and Humperdink question why we have a "metal" PPV when it could be about OIL! Sheik has plenty to spare, it just costs extra for American pigdogs. (77) Tenryu finds Snuka and tells him to warn Jones, because Tenryu's in the Gauntlet too and Jones isn't gonna make it. (57)

Ventura wants to preview the chain match, but that is TOO INTENSE FOR TV so we get a regular ol' strap match instead. The good news is Meng is the opponent and the NWA Title is on the line! Meng is tough as nails, but Ventura is a little craftier with use of the strap, and that ultimately enables a win. (71) Lawler taunts Terry Funk about the chain match, but Funk isn't worried. Funk knows how to hogtie a bull with a rope, so the only difference is that hogtieing Ventura with a chain is gonna be that much more satisfyingly painful. (77) Michaels meets Hansen in a match. As has become the norm, the kid gets to display some heart and some athleticism before jobbing to the big mean heel. (77)

Bruno is incredibly frustrated with his time in WWF. He's lost to Ventura, he's even lost to Tenryu....he's gotta shake himself up. He calls out Rick Martel and challenges him! The whole Style and Substance family appears, and Martel questions what Bruno is gonna stake, because he certainly hasn't earned a shot at the IC Title! Bruno thinks a sec...and risks his CAREER! Martel will take that wager. (61) Bruno's career ends (again) with a whimper, as Martel manages a clean win, and not even a particularly thrilling one at that. (69) Style and Substance gloat, and mock Bruno as he quietly takes his ball and goes home. But here comes Tony Atlas! Bruno was a legend and deserves RESPECT! S&S, watch your mouths, or you're gonna get WRECKED! They should give somebody their own age a TRY, but if they step to Atlas, he'll just make 'em CRY! Martel is getting annoyed at these. (56)

Tully Blanchard talks about metal. Iron sharpens iron, and he's continued to sharpen himself in WWF. Now he's a lethal weapon, and the only question is who's gonna get cut. (92) Parkamania go 2 on 2 with Death and Taxes in the main. DiBiase gets another big win! Too bad, kids, this is All-Heel Wrestling tonight. (74) Muraco comes out to declare that DnT should know their roles in the WWF, because their skills don't match their confidence to be putting up a suitcase of gold. Jake agrees that pride cometh before a fall....trust him. (62)

Overall: 72 FAILURE stupid hawaii
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