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[...] "What's this? When did I pick up a dog? Well, I might as well use it..." *doggie steals the gem* "FUUUUUUUUU!!!"Now my inventory was full of dog's... uselessness. Maybe droppings. Poo, or whatever. I tried to use them, but nothing happened.

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"FUUUUUUUUU!--"

Was that the same dog that stole something on Papyrus's fridge. Darn burglars... (Now I know why you guys were intrigued by my actions passing through this area.)

Well, I went to the old turtle's shop, trying to sell, although it still wasn't possible. So I went to Temmie Village and learned some useful information that I didn't check before, and it was interesting. The armor now osts 900G less than last time. Hmm... Well, I sold the dog's... uselessness, and went on my way.

Finally, I reached Hotland. Alphys kept interrupting my progress by updating her Faceb-- ehem, "social network" status. Alphys looks and sounds like your typical introvert nerd, but not only is she an adult monster, she's a "she". And not only that, it seems to have a crush on a girly-looking, gender neutral child. This is messed up in so many levels. I've also noticed that when any monster talks about someone that isn't a "he", "she" or "it", they talk about said subject as "they". I don't know if that's actually grammarly correct in English, but to me it sounds a little weird. It's odd and maybe a little unnecesary at times, but hey, if it works, it works.

I kept thinking: "Man, this music is so (ironically) cool!" I went through multiple puzzles, some of them involving lasers (which were also cool to avoid). I fought an airplane-like monster, where I realized I had 30 out of 20HP... So... Was "sleeping" at the Inn actually useful? Well, I got through some steam machines, and a lot of the puzzles were really easy with Alphys guidance... which was also kind of annoying. I got a frying pan and continued solving the puzzles to open a door. When I went to the left, I solved a seemingly more complicated puzzle without even knowing how. I just made a couple of movements, fired, and got it first try.

Okay, so I went through the door up to a very dark room, and with no response from Papyrus or Undyne on the phone. "Okay, what's next? A boss?" Alphys turned on the lights and "WELCOME TO THE COOKING SHOW!" "Oh my..." I inspected everything before going for the sugar, eggs and milk; then I grabbed those things and put them on the table. "NOW, THE LAST INGREDIENT IS... A HUMAN SOUL!" *freaking monster grabs a freaking chainsaw* I was genuinely a little scared when Metatton got near me. "Easy, Toby Fox! I thought you were less sadistic!" Well, Metatton made me reach another ingredient once Alphys intervened, so I went ahead and used my jetpack, trying to purposefully crash against the objects the robot threw at me just to see what happened if I lost, but it turned out to be the same since the time stopped when I stopped, and advanced when I advanced, all of it carefully planned.

Well, I finally saved afterwards and ended my session.
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