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TopicJesus Fuck Me, the next Bond movie is STILL going to use Daniel Craig?
SchoolForAnts
11/18/18 10:16:04 AM
#41:


Sad_Face posted...
why wont they move on to a new bond


Well its difficult. Lets ignore the soyboys and tumblrinas for a second. Bonds actor must be:

- British
- have dark hair and pale skin (think pierce brosnan)
-not be part of another franchise.
- elegant, not brutal

Even Craig was a bad choice: blonde and unrefined.

Finding a good replacement is HARD. The only guy I see doing it is Fassbender.

Adding to that, right around quantum of solace the tumblr and soy population fixed their crosshairs on James Bond, as the objective of their haha! We took this away from you! Soypower! Crusade.

They want 007 to be a woman (because, people change genders all the time!), or transsexual or black (especially Idris Elba, who is no spring chicken himself), or gay.

No actor that looks the part of bond will touch this with a 10 foot pole because he will get called a white patriarchal shitlord and get sent poop bags in the mail.

Craig was bond before that soy tsunami, so he can carry the franchise for one more movie.

The best they can do now is let the franchise rest 10 years or until the soy level has been controlled so we can have another actor that looks and sounds like bond play the part
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