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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 11/19/18 7:07:40 PM #122:	Eddv posted... What do you want? For him to stop bathing in the blood of his enemies long enough to do basic self care? Hahaha. No! Not at all! I'm all for him being an insane battle-crazy asshole! ~~~ Im just grabbing the last few pieces of land I need when Wynn decides to be insane. He sure as FUCK wouldnt pick Cessation of violence. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996466 PANTS https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996484 WYNN IS A WYNNAR Before: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996512 After: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996529 TIME TO FUCKING REFORM https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996569 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996586 YAAAA FOR TYR! AND ODIN AND THOR AND FREYJA AND LOKI AND BALDUR AND ALL THOSE OTHER GUYS Oh god look at all this land I have. I need to create some proper Germanic vassals and give it away. The next five minutes: Count Shithead has joined the existing Defensive Pact opposing Wynn Boardeight! Also I decided to move my capital to Scania since it has a lot of subholdings and I think itll be a better location for future conquest needs. From there, I can easily get ships south, east, and west. Ill hold onto the Duchy of Nidaros for a while since I build up that city nicely and it has a lot of warriors who can be raised there. Another event similar to the PTSD one. The top option will actually kill you. Wynn seems like the kind of guy who would just want to punch someone, so by Odin, he did it! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996608 So my heir this whole time has been some fuck named Strykar (cool name, but not Kanzaris). And Ive been trying to figure out how to get Kanzaris as my heir. I wasnt sure how the Meritocracy thing with the reformation would go, but you still need to have Primogeniture or something similar in order to select your heir, so I still have to do all that shit. Anyway, just as I was about to wonder how the fuck Im going to get Kanzaris as my heir before Im able to go feudal (I have to wait like 15 years before I can click a button which will let my vassals VOTE if they want to allow absolute authority Wynn is 47 so he might live long enough, but the guy is already insane, one-eyed, has great pox) but anyway, problem solved! Strykar died in battle against a literal peasant. Welp. The Queen of Sweden Gyda died and now the country is ruled by Ormr II, grandson of the Ormr I played as ages ago. I had to go to war with Austrasia because they somehow got a piece of land in Norway. I dont know how. In the meantime, I captured a Duke! I am now 145 gold richer, and that helped pay for a Runestone! Dedicated to myself of course, because Wynn is pretty awesome. Oh, and a Lunatic therefore the Runestone was a monument to his insanity. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996629 Wynn, proud son of a holy union between Odin, a wild mare, and three forest gnomes, paid Oleifr handsomely to carve these runes. With his flying longship and its crew of twelve singing rabbits, Wynn earned his fame by sailing across the Norse lands solving crim. May the Shining Tentacle preserve us all. A-fucking-men. Okay, something odd happened. So Queen Gyda, the old Queen of Sweden, was ALSO Queen of Finland. When she died, the title went to her son Hrothgar. Recall that Gyda was married to Wynns son Kanzaris. Hrothgar was a 7 year old boy, so he had no heirs. He was murdered, and then apparently his own dad was the next heir. So Kanzaris, my heir, is currently the King of Finland. Got it? Good. (And the King of Sweden is my cousin Ormr II). I mean, all in all, its in the hands of House Boardeight. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:912699722] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote><cite>Eddv posted...</cite> <quote>What do you want? For him to stop bathing in the blood of his enemies long enough to do basic self care?</quote> Hahaha. No! Not at all! I'm all for him being an insane battle-crazy asshole! ~~~ Im just grabbing the last few pieces of land I need when Wynn decides to be insane. He sure as FUCK wouldnt pick Cessation of violence. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996466 PANTS https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996484 WYNN IS A WYNNAR Before: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996512 After: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996529 TIME TO FUCKING REFORM https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996569 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996586 YAAAA FOR TYR! AND ODIN AND THOR AND FREYJA AND LOKI AND BALDUR AND ALL THOSE OTHER GUYS Oh god look at all this land I have. I need to create some proper Germanic vassals and give it away. The next five minutes: Count Shithead has joined the existing Defensive Pact opposing Wynn Boardeight! Also I decided to move my capital to Scania since it has a lot of subholdings and I think itll be a better location for future conquest needs. From there, I can easily get ships south, east, and west. Ill hold onto the Duchy of Nidaros for a while since I build up that city nicely and it has a lot of warriors who can be raised there. Another event similar to the PTSD one. The top option will actually kill you. Wynn seems like the kind of guy who would just want to punch someone, so by Odin, he did it! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996608 So my heir this whole time has been some fuck named Strykar (cool name, but not Kanzaris). And Ive been trying to figure out how to get Kanzaris as my heir. I wasnt sure how the Meritocracy thing with the reformation would go, but you still need to have Primogeniture or something similar in order to select your heir, so I still have to do all that shit. Anyway, just as I was about to wonder how the fuck Im going to get Kanzaris as my heir before Im able to go feudal (I have to wait like 15 years before I can click a button which will let my vassals VOTE if they want to allow absolute authority Wynn is 47 so he might live long enough, but the guy is already insane, one-eyed, has great pox) but anyway, problem solved! Strykar died in battle against a literal peasant. Welp. The Queen of Sweden Gyda died and now the country is ruled by Ormr II, grandson of the Ormr I played as ages ago. I had to go to war with Austrasia because they somehow got a piece of land in Norway. I dont know how. In the meantime, I captured a Duke! I am now 145 gold richer, and that helped pay for a Runestone! Dedicated to myself of course, because Wynn is pretty awesome. Oh, and a Lunatic therefore the Runestone was a monument to his insanity. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996629 Wynn, proud son of a holy union between Odin, a wild mare, and three forest gnomes, paid Oleifr handsomely to carve these runes. With his flying longship and its crew of twelve singing rabbits, Wynn earned his fame by sailing across the Norse lands solving crim. May the Shining Tentacle preserve us all. A-fucking-men. Okay, something odd happened. So Queen Gyda, the old Queen of Sweden, was ALSO Queen of Finland. When she died, the title went to her son Hrothgar. Recall that Gyda was married to Wynns son Kanzaris. Hrothgar was a 7 year old boy, so he had no heirs. He was murdered, and then apparently his own dad was the next heir. So Kanzaris, my heir, is currently the King of Finland. Got it? Good. (And the King of Sweden is my cousin Ormr II). I mean, all in all, its in the hands of House Boardeight. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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