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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 11/20/18 10:18:37 PM #128:	@Drakeryn KING KANZARIS THE LEGENDARY b. January 15, 859 r. March 9, 899 February 1, 915 Alright. I think Im gonna try this whole renaming thing. Kanzariss youngest child is my heir under ultimogeniture, and shes only 3 which means I can rename her and select her as my heir. She has a Harelip, but thats fine. Shes a lovely little girl. I dont know if Kanzaris and his wife Berengaria will have any more kids considering they are BOTH homosexual, but theyve had two already soooo I dunno. Whatever! Ingibjorg, I hereby rename you Amana. I have a kid in my prison and I can banish him for 1947 gold. o_O (It was the Sunni 4 year old who I beat up a while ago) Kanzaris is also spying on some random jarl for reasons unbeknownst to me, but Im fine with it, if thats his hobby. Since hes an Intrigue guy, Ill probably have him focus on other targets later. Now that Im feudal, I can take the search for a physician option. I found a drunkard with 21 Learning. Alright, lets see how he does. Almost immediately after Kanzaris became king, some Suomenusko chieftess on the other side of Khazaria asked if I would please not kill her and shell convert to Germanic. Uhh, sure? Her two whole provinces converted and now Kanzaris gets the title of the Legendary. Thats awesome, but also I feel somewhat undeserved lol. One of the most expensive merc bands is available to purchase, and with the money I got banishing that Sunni kid, I might as well make the most of it! Right now the enemy is 3300 men strong. My mercs are 3600, and my army is 3900. It looks like the enemy can be baited into fighting the mercs, so Im gonna do that, and then have my real army crash into them with my super awesome commanders. Im currently swaying the Queen of Sweden, my cousin and the woman married to my son and the woman subjugated under the Khagan of Khazaria. I got an event about how we can meet under an armistice or I could honor the bravery of her troops. Poor girl. I know she doesnt want to fight for him. The Crusader Age started! Which is actually excellent for me because I think it means we Germanics start getting Holy Orders as well. Christ while Im dealing with this Khazarian bullshit, my fucking vassals decided to throw a hissy fit about the succession crisis and theyre trying to force some fuckface who was elected (prior to Wynn switching to ultimogeniture) to be the king. AND ANOTHER ONE UGH. It sucks, but I cannot deal with Khazaria right now. I have to punish my troublesome vassals. I was able to white peace with them, which is fucking rare in this game. Its usually win or surrender. Some stupid vassal wanted to duel Kanzaris. He had -2 combat skill and I have 38. Good fucking luck, buddy (to be far, I remember when Ragnarr Lothbrok lost to a -5, so I dont know how good these numbers are). Yep, I got wounded. Figures. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:912770538] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote>@Drakeryn KING KANZARIS THE LEGENDARY b. January 15, 859 r. March 9, 899 February 1, 915 Alright. I think Im gonna try this whole renaming thing. Kanzariss youngest child is my heir under ultimogeniture, and shes only 3 which means I can rename her and select her as my heir. She has a Harelip, but thats fine. Shes a lovely little girl. I dont know if Kanzaris and his wife Berengaria will have any more kids considering they are BOTH homosexual, but theyve had two already soooo I dunno. Whatever! Ingibjorg, I hereby rename you Amana. I have a kid in my prison and I can banish him for 1947 gold. o_O (It was the Sunni 4 year old who I beat up a while ago) Kanzaris is also spying on some random jarl for reasons unbeknownst to me, but Im fine with it, if thats his hobby. Since hes an Intrigue guy, Ill probably have him focus on other targets later. Now that Im feudal, I can take the search for a physician option. I found a drunkard with 21 Learning. Alright, lets see how he does. Almost immediately after Kanzaris became king, some Suomenusko chieftess on the other side of Khazaria asked if I would please not kill her and shell convert to Germanic. Uhh, sure? Her two whole provinces converted and now Kanzaris gets the title of the Legendary. Thats awesome, but also I feel somewhat undeserved lol. One of the most expensive merc bands is available to purchase, and with the money I got banishing that Sunni kid, I might as well make the most of it! Right now the enemy is 3300 men strong. My mercs are 3600, and my army is 3900. It looks like the enemy can be baited into fighting the mercs, so Im gonna do that, and then have my real army crash into them with my super awesome commanders. Im currently swaying the Queen of Sweden, my cousin and the woman married to my son and the woman subjugated under the Khagan of Khazaria. I got an event about how we can meet under an armistice or I could honor the bravery of her troops. Poor girl. I know she doesnt want to fight for him. The Crusader Age started! Which is actually excellent for me because I think it means we Germanics start getting Holy Orders as well. Christ while Im dealing with this Khazarian bullshit, my fucking vassals decided to throw a hissy fit about the succession crisis and theyre trying to force some fuckface who was elected (prior to Wynn switching to ultimogeniture) to be the king. AND ANOTHER ONE UGH. It sucks, but I cannot deal with Khazaria right now. I have to punish my troublesome vassals. I was able to white peace with them, which is fucking rare in this game. Its usually win or surrender. Some stupid vassal wanted to duel Kanzaris. He had -2 combat skill and I have 38. Good fucking luck, buddy (to be far, I remember when Ragnarr Lothbrok lost to a -5, so I dont know how good these numbers are). Yep, I got wounded. Figures. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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