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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 11/21/18 4:48:44 AM #130:	One of the pretenders was brought back under control because Kanzaris fucking assassinated him. I wanted to plot to kill him, but it wasnt gonna happen, so I paid to have it happen. Luckily I had 1000 gold sitting around. Thanks, little Sunni boy! I DID however, then spy on and plot to kill the fucker, Dyre, who tried to put that pretender on the throne. I made up rumors that he likes to diddle little boys. Eventually the plot succeeded and he died in a carriage accident. Kanzaris has a LOT of prisoners from all these wars. Frankly theyre all getting gutted in the next blot for all he cares. He got an urge to torture some of them, and so he did it. Many a prisoner was sent to the rack so he could hear their sweet screams of mercy. Kanzaris needed a better spymaster BADLY so he went to the character finder and looked at who would be willing to come to court. The best spymaster? A guy named Tombolo? Why yes! A grandson of good ol Tombolo the Fowler from his son Hakon. I dont think I gave him the name Tombolo, so it must have been the AI pulling a lets name him after granddad. Ive seen the game do that repeatedly until 400 years later Im looking at a long-lost descendant of someone I named back in generation 2. Amana asked Will I rule one day? If you deserve it, you shall! But remember, my girl, you are my heir because I selected you so you must impress me, because I can just as easily select one of your older brothers or sisters. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996715 Oh jeez, so the person I sent Spymaster Tombolo spying on was trying to put his (Tombolos) dad Hakon on the throne. Awkward. Kanzaris dueled and killed one of his MANY rivals, then dug up his skull and put it on his mantelpiece. :) https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996733 I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS, FYLKYR Like, I really want to do it. But this isnt a good time for me! Amana pulled a Bran Stark as well and fell off the tower. :\ She lived, but shes wounded. Wow. My Chancellor tried to get Kanzaris to join the Fellowship of Hel, but I didnt really want to deal with that while Im waging 3 fucking wars. I DID want to join them eventually as Kanzaris, but todays just not a good day! And then the Fylkyr excommunicated me! Excuse me? Fuck you too, buddy. Welp, Kanzaris got Cancer. Jesus this poor guys life has been one massive clusterfuck. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:912783347] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote>One of the pretenders was brought back under control because Kanzaris fucking assassinated him. I wanted to plot to kill him, but it wasnt gonna happen, so I paid to have it happen. Luckily I had 1000 gold sitting around. Thanks, little Sunni boy! I DID however, then spy on and plot to kill the fucker, Dyre, who tried to put that pretender on the throne. I made up rumors that he likes to diddle little boys. Eventually the plot succeeded and he died in a carriage accident. Kanzaris has a LOT of prisoners from all these wars. Frankly theyre all getting gutted in the next blot for all he cares. He got an urge to torture some of them, and so he did it. Many a prisoner was sent to the rack so he could hear their sweet screams of mercy. Kanzaris needed a better spymaster BADLY so he went to the character finder and looked at who would be willing to come to court. The best spymaster? A guy named Tombolo? Why yes! A grandson of good ol Tombolo the Fowler from his son Hakon. I dont think I gave him the name Tombolo, so it must have been the AI pulling a lets name him after granddad. Ive seen the game do that repeatedly until 400 years later Im looking at a long-lost descendant of someone I named back in generation 2. Amana asked Will I rule one day? If you deserve it, you shall! But remember, my girl, you are my heir because I selected you so you must impress me, because I can just as easily select one of your older brothers or sisters. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996715 Oh jeez, so the person I sent Spymaster Tombolo spying on was trying to put his (Tombolos) dad Hakon on the throne. Awkward. Kanzaris dueled and killed one of his MANY rivals, then dug up his skull and put it on his mantelpiece. :) https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566996733 I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS, FYLKYR Like, I really want to do it. But this isnt a good time for me! Amana pulled a Bran Stark as well and fell off the tower. :\ She lived, but shes wounded. Wow. My Chancellor tried to get Kanzaris to join the Fellowship of Hel, but I didnt really want to deal with that while Im waging 3 fucking wars. I DID want to join them eventually as Kanzaris, but todays just not a good day! And then the Fylkyr excommunicated me! Excuse me? Fuck you too, buddy. Welp, Kanzaris got Cancer. Jesus this poor guys life has been one massive clusterfuck. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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