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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 11/23/18 6:38:25 AM #144:	Ugh, Im not sure what I can do. I gotta conquer SOMETHING. You dont get stronger in this game by sitting on your laurels. For some ungodly reason Sweden is able to hire 7000 men in its current war even though the king is a hundred ducats in debt. Aww, poor Amana mispronounced a vassals name because of her harelip. As someone with a bit of a lisp in real life, I just ignore it. If someone cant understand me, Ill repeat myself, but Im not ashamed of it or anything. Nothing I can do about it. Okay okay. The King of Sweden no longer has a buttload of hired troops. Is it time? I hope so. I will declare a war on him which doesnt involve religion, so hopefully nearby Catholics and the holy orders cant get involved. Ill take him out piecemeal, I guess. My daughter Denji died of snakebite. Wonder who had it out for her? But its okay because like three days later Pete Persnickity finally found out how to use his penis and now he has a son Denji! Well, that lame war with Sweden was won. Now to wait until the truce runs out. I raised a Runestone to speak of me. I employed my poet trait so the Runestone spoke of shining rainbows, glittering seas, and the beauty of the world. Speaking of poetry, I had some prisoners in my dungeon, so I punished them by having an imbecile child read my worst poetry to them. Funnily enough, one guy I read poetry to was the Count of some land that my vassal was fighting to claim. He got the land a minute later, and so I was able to then banish the poor guy and take his money. I like to think Amana wrote a bad poem about that incident and had the child read it to him as he was being escorted out of the city. I was just thinking that Amana is getting pretty old when she died! Alas, I feel like I never quite got a good grip on her. I wanted to conquer more land, but wasnt very good at it. She was a poet and a lover of life and family. Queen Amana at death: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1568044635 King Pete Persnickity at succession: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1568044670 --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:912892779] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote>Ugh, Im not sure what I can do. I gotta conquer SOMETHING. You dont get stronger in this game by sitting on your laurels. For some ungodly reason Sweden is able to hire 7000 men in its current war even though the king is a hundred ducats in debt. Aww, poor Amana mispronounced a vassals name because of her harelip. As someone with a bit of a lisp in real life, I just ignore it. If someone cant understand me, Ill repeat myself, but Im not ashamed of it or anything. Nothing I can do about it. Okay okay. The King of Sweden no longer has a buttload of hired troops. Is it time? I hope so. I will declare a war on him which doesnt involve religion, so hopefully nearby Catholics and the holy orders cant get involved. Ill take him out piecemeal, I guess. My daughter Denji died of snakebite. Wonder who had it out for her? But its okay because like three days later Pete Persnickity finally found out how to use his penis and now he has a son Denji! Well, that lame war with Sweden was won. Now to wait until the truce runs out. I raised a Runestone to speak of me. I employed my poet trait so the Runestone spoke of shining rainbows, glittering seas, and the beauty of the world. Speaking of poetry, I had some prisoners in my dungeon, so I punished them by having an imbecile child read my worst poetry to them. Funnily enough, one guy I read poetry to was the Count of some land that my vassal was fighting to claim. He got the land a minute later, and so I was able to then banish the poor guy and take his money. I like to think Amana wrote a bad poem about that incident and had the child read it to him as he was being escorted out of the city. I was just thinking that Amana is getting pretty old when she died! Alas, I feel like I never quite got a good grip on her. I wanted to conquer more land, but wasnt very good at it. She was a poet and a lover of life and family. Queen Amana at death: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1568044635 King Pete Persnickity at succession: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1568044670 --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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